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Modern offices eliminated smoking and accidentally eliminated friendship. Somewhere between HR policies, wellness initiatives, and the collective decision to live forever, we quietly erased the last socially acceptable reason for strangers to talk to each other without a meeting invite. We removed cigarettes from buildings and replaced them with Slack…
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Let’s talk about the greatest scam after self-help books and overpriced gym memberships: the monthly salary. You see, in most economic transactions, you pay for what you use. You pay for your groceries when you eat them. You pay your therapist per hour (and per emotional breakdown). You even pay…
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Ever notice how self-help books are like potato chips? You can’t stop at just one. And no matter how many you consume, you’re still left feeling hungry, salty, and mildly ashamed. The self-help industry is the modern-day snake oil business — selling you on the idea that your life is…
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